House Rules

I keep seeing these lovely posters with a bunch of awesomeness on them for rules of people's homes.  I'd like to take that a step further and do my own...because I'm obsessed with Pinterest which makes me think that when I pin things I magically believe I can do them and therefore I'm a crafty genius.  I am not.  However.  If I were a crafty genious and if I knew how to do something like that, this is what I would put on our House Rules poster (this was REALLY fun!):